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What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?
A receding hare line.

Why was the Tomato Blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

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	Jokes pages What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards? A receding hare line. Why was the Tomato Blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones. What's brown and sticky? A stick. 1 2 3 4











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